By Nick Ercolano
140 commentsHere at FantasyJocks Worldwide HQ, we have encountered and engraved more fantasy football team names thananyone on the planet.We like to update this article towards the beginning of each season for those of you needing some inspiration for your 2024 fantasy team name.
Player InspiredFantasy Football Team Names
For some managers, working an actual player name into their fantasy football team name is an absolute must! Keep scrolling for some of the standout player themed team names
- Alvin and The Ship-Munks
- Alvin The Muffin Man
- Anything For Love, But I Okonkwon't Do That
- Baby Back Gibbs
- Baby Chark
- Bad JuJu Voodoo
- Baddest and Gurliest
- Bakers Dozen
- Bijan Frisé
- Bijan Solo and the Wookie
- Born Again Christian McCaffrey
- Burrowito Bowl
- Burrow-ver The Rainbow
- C-3PJoe (Burrow)
- CeeDee EeeEffGee
- CeeDeez Nuts
- Charged up H-Ekler
- CharkNado
- Check my Chubb
- Come To The Dak Side
- Dak Attack
- Dak In A Box
- DAKstreet Boys
- Deshaun of the Dead
- Ekeler? I Hardly Know Her
- Getaway Carr
- Giving Me A Chubb
- Hide and Zeke
- How I Metcalf Your Mother
- Jalen Hurts So Good
- Ja'Marrvelous Mrs. Maisel
- Jonathan Taylor's Version
- Kamara Sutra
- Kelce's Wildest Dream Team
- Lamar You Serious?
- Lights, Kamara, Action!
- Mahomes & Garden
- Making a Younghoe Koo
- Mixon Administration
- Mr. Swift and Co.
- My Ball Zach Ertz
- Natural Born Kylers
- No Hard Thielen's
- No Place Like Mahomes
- Run CMC
- Saquon Barkley's thighs
- Saquon Deez Nuts
- Sir Mixon-Lot
- Super Mariota Bros
- Take Mahomes, Country Road
- Tank For Tua
- Thank Godwin
- The Catalina Wine Mixon
- The McCaffinator
- The Mixon Administration
- Thielen up your mom
- This Gurley's on fire
- Tommy Six Rings
- Tyreek Down Hill
- Under the InfluWentz
- Unsolicited Dak Pics
- Wats On My Chubb
- Watt JuJu Say?
- We Be Chubbin
- Y-M-Kelce-A
A bit more Inappropriate Fantasy Football Team Names
Karen - keep scrolling. This list isn't for you. For everyone else, here are the best raunchy fantasy team names (that we can actually print!)
- 7 Mile Spanking Machine
- All Balls No Dick
- Attack on Tightend
- Backdoor Heat
- BackfieldPenetration
- Ballz Deep
- Barry Mcco*ckiner
- Beans Above The Frank
- Big D and the Cram Sesh
- Big Dak Energy
- Blazing Beefeaters
- CeeDeez Nuts
- Dakin' Off
- KareemPieCompilation
- Kupp My Balls
- New Orleans Taints
- Septic Shockers
- SuckaDitka
- Suspiciously Large Package 2
- Twat Waffles
- Two Gurley's One Kupp
- Zay My Name
Classic Fantasy Football Team Names
Starting the ginormous list off, we have some of the most classic Fantasy Football Team Names of All-time. While there are some true gems in here, we inevitably engrave these names dozens of times each season.
- Blood, Sweat & Beers
- BLOWN COVERAGE
- Chicago Beers
- Christian Mingle
- Cleveland Steamers
- Da Bears
- Fourth and DRUNK!
- Game of Throws
- JOE BUCK YOURSELF
- Multiple Scoregasms
- Murder Boner
- No Punt Intended
- Password is Taco
- PRESTIGEWORLDWIDE
- Sacks In The City
- Schefter's Source
- Scoregasm
- Scranton Stranglers
- Shake & Bake
- Show Me Your TD's
- Taco Corp
- TDs & BEER
- The Big Gronkowski
- The Cosby Sleepers
- The Inevitable Empire
- The Pocket Dogs
- The Replacements
- THE Running Back University
- The Shockers
- The Underdog
- The Usual Suspects
- The Wizards From Oz
- Three-N-Out
- tit*burgh Feelers
- Touchdown There
- Turd Ferguson
- Upper Deckers
- Vinegar Strokes
- Waiver Wire Jesus
A Few More Clever Fantasy Football Team Names
Looking for something a little more unique? See if any of these tickle your fancy:
- Dan Quinn The Night Away
- Don't Be A Kyren
- Dude Burfict
- Goff My Lawn
- I Like Turtles
- Lambeau Leapers
- Last Place Pace
- Sunday Sofa Squad
- Madden Curse
- Matt Shops at Ross
- Fauci's Batcave
- Cornpop was Bad-dude
- AutopickDynasty
- Bad Hombres
- Taylor Swift Sucks
Movie & TV themed Fantasy Football Team Names
A few of the better movie or TV inspired fantasy football team names we've seen.
- A Cinderony Story
- BobbyBouche
- DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS
- A Team Has No Name
- Hodor's Hodors
- Hot Chubb Time Machine
- House Targaryen
- Jakobi-Wan Meyers
- Laces Out
- Los Pollos Hermanos
- Mother of Dragons
- Obi-Wan Kamara
- Sith Happens
- Team America
- The Mandolorian
- The North Remembers
- The StormCoopers
- Whitner is Coming
Avoid these blunders when selecting your team name:
- Don't use thesame name from a prior season (exceptions can be made fordynasty leagues)
- Don't use the most played out names imaginable (Rollin w Mahomies & 2 Gurley's 1 Kupp)
- Don't use your actual birth name (Nick's Ninjas.... nah)
- Don't bother using a fantasy football team name generator
All four are off limits. Try harder.
Why should you should care about crafting the BEST fantasy football team name?
To the uninitiated, choosing a fantasy football team name may seem like an unimportant triviality. A mere formality to overcome before getting to the "real" stuff like drafting players and setting lineups. But to those who reside in the hallowed halls of fantasy football legendry, crafting the perfect team name is a sacred rite - a delicate art form deserving of the utmost respect and adulation.
Indeed, many championship trophies have been hoisted, beer ceremoniously sprayed, and reputations forged squarely on the strength of a meticulously conceived team moniker alone. Countless fantasy managers have invoked the powers of a clever pun, timely pop culture reference, or well-timed innuendo to psyche out their opponents before the first meaningless August preseason game was even kicked off.
The team name is emblazoned across our consciousness all season like the mark of the beast, taunting our foes with its effervescent wit and humor. It's more than just a random string of words - it's a battle cry, a manifesto, a proclamation of intent that we belong among the immortal fantasy general managers.
So study your team's roster intently, take the temperature of current events, and consult your brainstem's humor catalysts. Muster every ounce of your creative energies and channel it into conceiving a fantasy football team sobriquet supremely worthy of inscription onto the most ostentatious trophy known to mankind. For on this quest lies the true fortune and glory of fantasy football.
Conclusion:
What did we miss?Be sure to browse all the comments below for some great user suggestions.(Props to everyone who's commented already!)We would also love to hear any funny fantasy football league names if you have a good one to share!
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